I have seen many many movies in my 22 year old life. But now i have managed to compile a list of the 10 absolute worst ones the most bad pieces of garbage cinemas have seen ever !
1 Teen Wolf Too
A sequel to an already largely forgotten and not very well reviewed Micheal J Fox vehicle. This has no funny jokes stars Jason Betman in his frist Movie clearly way before he developed any talent and also Manages to make the usually reliable veteran actor John Austin (star of The Addams Family also known for a role in the Classic 80s Comedy National Lampoon's Vacation and Gust role as the Riddler on the Adam West Batman show) boring and unfunny.
2 Loranga, Masarin & Dartanjang
An ugly animated movie with a plot that doesn't make any kind of Sense at all and starting the voice of Most overrated actor in Sweden Gösta Ekman who somewhat become beloved by the Swedish Despite not Being very talented. This movie waste Dan Ekborg One of the funniest Swedish Actors ever in a movie which makes zero coronet Sense and makes 52 minutes feel like 4 Hours !
3 Lassie (2005)
A Remake of a supposedly beloved blavk and White tv show or movie or whatever. Despite being the third worst movie i have ever seen, It for some unexpliaiable rason stars Peter Fucking O'Toole ? ! Also in the cast are Steve Pemberton and Kelly Macdonald two actor uk Actors clearly too good for this movie. The 2005 Lassie movie is full of long boring shots of landscapes and a dog running doesn't that sound exciting❓ 😒It also stars a pre-Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage who clearly to whatever role was offered to an actor with dwarfism in Hollywood before become Famous as Tyrion Lannister on the hit HBO Fantasy show. This massages too be so goddamn slow it actually made me fall Asleep in theater something that i don’t have happened during entire life more at most 3 times.
4 Shopgirl
A romantic comedy that isn’t comedic at all and not very romantic either. It star Jason Schwartzman not One actor in general but in a role so badly written doubt even Colin Farral ,James Franco or Tom Hardy could made it interesting or good. It also has Steve Martin who despite being regarded by many as One of the best comedians working today doesn't meanges to elicit a single laugh ! Also the female lead is played by Claire Danes who stared in one of my all time favorite movies but who i don’t have seen in anything else in this movie she makes as much of an impression a block wood anyway. Also one can’t help but feel sorry for poor Frances Conroy a, a highly talented actress who has to take a such tiny par up in such an awful piece movie trash. This might be the bottom of the berall of romantic comedies.
5 A Safe Place
A movie that’s areoptaily for something made just at the start of the 70s feels like drug trip. Half of the imagery doesn't make sense the plot is both boring and some also hard to follow sense seem to be out of order tahan it’s telling Jack Nicholson openly admit he was only in this because know the director and said man gave him a color tv as a thanks for the role. God only ones what Orson Wells is doing in this peile of nomse buy mostly likely he needed money for one of his number europeans passion projects. This movie because basically impossible to follow about halfway through it.
6 Monster House
A truly hideously animated movie featuring bad animation really ugly designed and uninteresting characters and plot way too disturbing for kids also it has a cast made up of such people as the usually memorable Syeve Bucumi, one canada's Greatest actress Catherine O'Hara and Msaggie Gynhall and they are also underused and hidden behind atrociously ugly motion capture. The jokes are always unfunny and sometimes gross, the kids are dull as dishwater, Kevin James is well Kevin James which is bad enough and the dubbning isn’t even that good. Despite Fredrik Hiller bVoicing Landers who can usually make most dailog funny. The always reliable Andreas Nilsson dubbed Steve Bucumi while Nillson like always good Jan Mybrand would have been a better fig. Also to dub a great actress like with Charlotte Ardai Jennefors who while good at doing voices in various children's cartoons like Rugrats and Jimmy Neutron: certainly isn’t att as accomplished performer as O. Hera. In the original voice is also as usual annoying and unfunny Jason Lee along with Jon Heder who unsperingringly voiced and does motion capture for the worst character in the movie also having Kathleen Turner an actress with very distinct voice play character who barely Speaks seems like a total waste. Considering how bad the script and animation i amHardly at the rather laster Swedish voice they got too dubb this stinking trash Head However somehow Along usual Swedish dubbers like Peter Sjöquist and his daughter Nora the Producers of Swedish dubb meanged too roop Göran Gillinger to waste his talent on this and country singer Monica Silverstrand for some reason. Undoubtedly One of the worst big studio animated movies to be majorly thesrchailu released ever !
7 The Stanford Prison Experiment
A confusing exercise in human cruelty. Based on a true story it features Billy Crudup and a Bunch of actors i can’t tell apart Despite having Ezra Miller who usually meanged to At least be Memorable in Most role This is boring as hell when it isn’t detecting just how cruel or indfreinet humans can be towards one another if don’t enjoy the blatant sadism of the actual you won’t any characters you will remember After watching this. The cast list says Thomas Mann and Tye Sheridan were among the cast but I certainly couldn’t dsrigzisevbthem from all the other bland average looking male Actors in their 20s in this movie. If the sadism and cruerly won’t make you turn of the movie the ugly set Design that looks like all the prions scenes were shot on a public toilet out out to do the trick. A thurley unpleasant and unengaging piece of garbage that puts One in mind of vomit.
8 Ladder 49
The main reason This is higher than 7!is because the Production degiend doesn't look like an unclean public bathroom and it doesn't all of the cast behaving either needlessly cruel or unreasonable indifferent towards each other. This is a movie about a bunch Interchangeable firemen doing firemen stuff. Might it’s just i don’t find firefighting very interesting to watch. But the fact the editor decided to shift Random between present time in fled for no reason and Which make the movie really hard to follow might made it even worse or the fact none of the Actors stick out in anyway. This manage to make the Guy who played the freaking T-1000 unmorabkr and Joaquin Phoenix boring. After doing this movie i actually think Billy Burke could consider the Twilight movie a step up in his Carradine. The present story is very low rescue mission and the Flashbacks just Random scenes of Jack Morrison the lead character doing everyday, not all that interesting stuff while working at a Fire Station full of equally boring nonentities. If Scientology didn't turn you of John Trovallata this will likely message that job.
9 Kidz in Da Hood
While technically Being worse than a at least Ladder 49. This Swedish for some Incredible reason AWARD winning trasan pilce is At least movable bad. Featuring one of Stellan Skarsgård’s countless sons playing a lazy poor and not very likeable man. This movie looks like it was shot in niagboothees picked out for Being especially unappealing. This is a rap musical a very bad rap Musical full of hindus rapping by mostly non song trained Actors many Being kids who can’t be more than 11 and sound like just you imagine a bunch of untrained kids rapping would sound. It also stunt casts well known Swedish rappe Dogge Doggelito who proves to be quite annoying when not voicing an animated cardinal mosquito. Also despite being One or the few pefronial tappers in the movie. I don’t he get to rap in the movie or At least not more than Maybe a westw when not having musical number that piantfull to your ears or showing some poorest ugliest Swedish apartments I have seen. The movie hamers in an annoying unsubtle PRO-imagrscstion message that makes want to vote for Trump or the most racist Swedish party i can find just in cher protest. This movie is like a trash dump in movie and also painful to your ears as well,
10 The Employer
This yet again proves despite being amazing in A Clockwork Orange and also great in Caligula Malcom McDowerl seemed to have spent most of the later part of his career taking every single damn role he was offered regardless of the script quality or the Size of the role. David Dastmalchian from Ant-Man and Blade Runner 2048 also embarrass himself by showing up in this shitty excuse for a Thriller. Even if Dastmalchian was almost unknown at the time of making this it still doesn't exactly look good on your Future resumé. But as a largely unknown actor i fully understands taking every role you get offered. Also in this is Billy Zane. Zane’s career has been om a constant downloads turn since his breakout role in Titanic and with This might it might have reach its absolute bottom. In very saw like set up a Bunch of people you don’t care about get trapped by someone whites identify Most intelligence person could probably Guess right away like with almost every movie on this list. I didn't finish it because how awful it was but the twist is so obvious am pretty sure i husses right in the first ten minutes and I didn't feel the need to suffer through over an hour more of boring or irritating people suffering for the joy of some sadistic ass hole, at lead the ass Hole is kind of charming and the reasons for the tutute are meant to not be reason unlike ”Stanford Prison ” were Barry Allen’s Dad from Justice League just sort watches income youths Being abused by other young men and calling it science you know because science included having what boils down to human dogfights between. Ordinary men in their 20s or early 30s while you just sit on you goddamn ass watching like This is the real housewives of Stanford Prison . Seiruiey this kind of makes the hunger games look like a reasonable idea and Hunger Games was the fictional story ❗️ Anyway The Employer is still boring as hell none of the character Stand out except when they are annoying it's another sadism movie. The best actor is officeren a lot of the time and it all takes place in a boring as hell celler !
